So, here I am--trying to be a good writer and finish the chapter I'm working on. Unfortunately, my attention span is lacking so I did the only thing one would do in my situation. I surfed the web and found a program that will take an image of me and translate it to a character who would live in the land of the Simpson's, in Springfield. Isn't this a riot? I think I look cool enough to pass for a neighbor of Marge and Homer's.